Top 20 Funniest ‘Regular Show’ Quotes.

Early November, I started re-watching my all time favorite cartoon Regular Show – and in celebration of reaching the final season last week, I thought I’d write a blog on what my personal 20 favorite quotes were. Keep in my mind, despite the title – this is strictly my opinion. These were just the quotes that I found the funniest and/or most interesting. Normally I’d wait until after finishing a series to make a best list, but season 8 got admittedly a little weird. Even for me. Never the less, will watch until the end! Here we go…

1. “Relax dude, it’s not a ghost – it’s just music! You can’t touch music. But music can touch you…” ~Mordecai

Season: 2

Episode: This Is My Jam

2. “Is he still crying about the coffee girl?” ~Benson

Season: 3

Episode: Yes Dude Yes

3. “You know who else is having to get supervised again for not going it right? MY MOM!” ~Muscle Man

Season: 2

Episode: My Mom

4. “We don’t want your girlfriends! We just want their numbers!” ~Rigby

Season: 3

Episode: Cruisin’

5. “You should tell your friend that he should stop pumping it in the wind, and start pumping it at the gym.” ~Margaret’s boyfriend

Season: 1

Episode: Caffeinated Concert Tickets

6. “You’d rather go to some stupid chick flick with Margaret than a horror movie with me? And it’s Pajama Sisters 2?! That’s not even the good kind. They just sit around and talk about their feelings. Fully clothed…” ~Rigby

Season: 2

Episode: It’s Time

7. “Hi, I’m Mordecai! I never make a move and don’t know what to do with my hands.” ~Rigby

Season: 5

Episode: I Like You Hi

8. “JUST DRIVE THE BUS YOU CRAZY SLOPJOCKY!” ~Timmy

Season: 1

Episode: Just Set Up The Chairs

9. “How in the h are we gonna fix this s?” ~Rigby

Season: 1

Episode: The Power

10. “Don’t call me a hole! You’re the hole, you hole – you’re the one who wanted to wrestle!” ~Mordecai

Season: 1

Episode: The Power

11. “Dude, we’re 23 years old. We shouldn’t be busting holes in walls, we’re going to get fired for this!” ~Mordecai

Season: 1

Episode: The Power

12. “I can’t believe your going to a Fist Pump concert just for some lady pecks.” ~Rigby

Season: 1

Episode: Caffeinated Concert Tickets

13. “Rigby, one day you’ll be old enough to understand the real reason that people go to concerts.” ~Mordecai

Season: 1

Episode: Caffeinated Concert Tickets

14. “Benson’s gonna drop his balls once he sees how good we set up these chairs! He’s gonna be all like…oh no! My gum balls!…” ~Rigby

Season: 1

Episode: Just Set The Chairs

15. “I think we just screwed Skips…” ~Mordecai

Season: 1

Episode: The Power

16. “You drillbit!” ~Mordecai

Season: 1

Episode: The Power

17. “Yes, we want to be eaten. It is our destiny to be eaten.” ~King Of The Talking Hot Dogs

Season: 1

Episode: Meat Your Maker

18. “Wait a minute…we suck, and if you’re us – doesn’t that mean you suck too?” ~Rigby

Season: 1

Episode: Mordecai and The Rigby’s

19. “These two knuckleheads have never even picked up instruments before. This is going to be a train wreck.” ~Benson

Season: 1

Episode: Mordecai and The Rigby’s

20. “I LOVE trains!” ~Pops

Season: 1

Episode: Mordecai and The Rigby’s

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.www.complex.com/pop-culture/2014/10/regular-show(it certainly is of mine haha)

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